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The Joy of Cooking Humans |
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Written by Aaron Cynic
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If, like many people, the idea of the living dead walking the Earth isn't a question of "if," but a question of "when," you're going to need the proper tools to help you get by when you eventually end up losing your frontal lobe. Thankfully, Natalie Slater of Bake and Destroy has brought us The Joy of Cooking Humans.
When you wake up in shredded clothes hankering for brains, you'll thank me for advising you to print this and keep it in your pocket. While hunting and feasting on the gooey insides of warm human flesh is a necessary part of life as a zombie, there's no reason why your reanimated corpse need eat raw brains day in and day out for all of the apocalypse. The Joy of Cooking Humans provides some great recepies for the sophisticated zombie. Whether hosting a dinner party or just having a quiet meal with what's left of the family, TJOCH serves up delicious recepie ideas.
Keep in mind that, as a zombie - your memory is probably going to be limited. Natalie does the undead a favor by including a guide to basic utensils, along with a handy food pyramid, reminding us that it's not all brains and hearts. Print your copy today, because after the zombie apocalypse, internet access might be pretty sketchy. |
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